What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Short Jokes
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
Spppppp.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
Jesus is great because Jesus is good. Amen.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.