Short jokes
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
This for you roman y e e e nt
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Condoms are for pussies.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"