Short jokes
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Dcexcedcrd.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
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If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Pool table.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.