Short jokes
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
What is mad cow disease?
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
God is good. God is great.
When the card declines on child insurance.