Short jokes
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Penis, neck, rope?
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
More like your anus.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
"1v1 me bitch!"
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Uh oh, stinky!
On April Fools' Day, there is no fool except for me.