Short jokes
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Cameron Boyce
China should be a baseball team.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Screw you, ableists!
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
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What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.