Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.

Child

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

Orphan

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

Laundry

Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!

Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.

Doctor

Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.

Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.

Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.

Pig

Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?

Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂

Comic

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Sister

My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."

Sex

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

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Orphan

Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.

Orphan: I don’t have parents.