Short jokes

Short jokes

Rapper

What did the rapper say at the bakery?

"I need ALL the dough you got!"

People

Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.

Trump

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.

Luigi

Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?

A: "It's me, Luigi!"

Tower

Twin Towers

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

Batman

What do Batman and a Black man have in common?

Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?

Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.

BlessedBrian

"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a locksmith?

Because he always had the KEYS!

Restaurant

Restaurant

Something you can say about a restaurant, but not your partner:

"So you’re open 24 hours a day?"

Arse

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!