Short jokes
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Something you can say about a restaurant, but not your partner:
"So you’re open 24 hours a day?"
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!