Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Short Jokes
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
What is mail? Boring.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.