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When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.