Short jokes
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Non-binary is a joke.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
Curry must hurry.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???