Short jokes
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
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What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.