Short jokes
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Get pranked, bozo!
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
F*ck in' the poo.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.