Short jokes

Short Jokes

Classroom

So three retards walk into a classroom...

Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.

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  • Cancer

    Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?

    Because they have cancer.

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  • Soup

    Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.

    Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.

    Gun

    I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.

    Kid

    Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!

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  • World

    What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

    Game

    What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"

    Shellfish

    "Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"

    "Yeah, he is so shellfish!"