Short jokes
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!