Short jokes

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.

The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"

There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?

A train driver's egg sandwich.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

I once put the Bible in the fiction section.

Curry must hurry.

Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I did ap.

I did ap who? (I did a poo)

EEWW you did a poo???

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?

They can both flash.

How to make emo cakes:

Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!

A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.

"Deznuts up your ass."

What is mad cow disease?

Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?