Short jokes
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund