Short jokes
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.