Short jokes
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
I wanna fight Gwen!
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
God is good. God is great.
When the card declines on child insurance.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Boobies!
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
I breathe in African food.