Short jokes
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
Pool table.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
16 is a knight? Mail.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Your momma!
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.