Short jokes

Short Jokes

Arse

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

Guy

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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  • Salad

    Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,

    Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.

    Computer

    What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

    I care when my computer crashes.

    Sun

    Timmy has 5 apples.

    His train is 7 minutes early.

    Calculate the mass of the sun.

    Midget

    What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.

    Rape

    These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.

    Baby

    What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

    I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

    Baby

    How do you stop a baby from crying?

    Throw a brick in its mouth.

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  • Name

    How do you name a Chinese person?

    You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.

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  • Pregnancy

    How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?

    You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.