Short jokes
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
pp hi
Wait, that's me.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.