The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Toilet Troubles
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you got this toilet and toilet paper beefing, right? Then, bam, the homeowner gets the runs. The joke is asking who had a worse day. Now, here's the kicker for you, genius: It's "whose," not "who's." "Who's" means "who is." I bet you're the kinda guy who puts the toilet paper roll on backward.