Short jokes
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"