Short jokes

Short jokes

Baby

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What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

Mother

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Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!

Sex

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What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

Deep throat and anal at the same time.

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  • Chicken

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    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: To get the Chinese Daily!

    Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!