Short jokes
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
Greg is a pedo.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
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How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Mosely in a white van.
Little Johnny died.