Short jokes
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
ASH
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?