Short jokes
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Hgftyhbcfghhgg
Vvbggcvhhhgvvhhhgvbjhhbnhhbnjbbjbbhhbj
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
none
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Mosely in a white van.
Little Johnny died.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
You look as fat as a pig.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
Suicide
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...