Short jokes
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Hi UwU!
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Can I get a Hoyah?
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.