Short jokes
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!