Short jokes
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.