Short jokes
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Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
Poop and balls through the walls!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.