Short jokes
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Psyonix's OCE servers.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
You look as fat as a pig.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!