What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Short Jokes
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
Louie being born.
Yeah, not too bad at all, really.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Booooooooooooo!
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.