Short jokes
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"