What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
Okay, so the setup makes you THINK of a peen, right? But jokes on you! The answer is SHIT! Bet you didn't see that coming, you dummy. And you thought you were smart, huh? Bet you can't even name all the presidents. Loser.