Short jokes
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!