A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Short Jokes
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
What goes moo? Cow.
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Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
My grades.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
Seriously, who wants dicks?
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.