Short jokes
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.