Short jokes
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
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Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
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What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What is an owl that wears armor?
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.