Short jokes

Short jokes

Nut

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

Queen

The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"

Wheelchair

What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?

Cooking the vegetables.

Gun

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

Fart

What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

Chicken

Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

'Cause they were using fowl language!

9/11

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

Lockdown

During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.

Stephen Hawking

Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?

Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?

Person 1: For dancing.