Short jokes
Greg is a pedo.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
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Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Mosely in a white van.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Little Johnny died.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."