Short jokes

Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)

Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?

Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".

I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.

Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?

Hair pull.

ASH

When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.

That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gay.

Gay who?

You're gay.

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.

Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

There are women complaining about being r@ped.

JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁