Short jokes
Voicemailing.
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
I don't want to date an alien.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Heyyyyyy!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Chi
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"