Short jokes
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What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Why are we here?
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Small People.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.