Short jokes
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Who can relate?
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What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Non-binary is a joke.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.