Short jokes
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
"I don't want to go on my at-home history."
- My friend, anon 2019.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
The butt quack one.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.