Short jokes
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Suicide is population control, republished.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
God bless the shooting that happened.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
God is good. God is great.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Boobies!
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.