What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Short Jokes
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.