Short jokes
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
What the sigma?
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Animals are just... so hot!
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
LYNXXXXXXX!
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.