Short jokes
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Davin is a pedo.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
My life.
Hmmm.