My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Short Jokes
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
The most unfunny joke ever made.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Submit joke here.
I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.