Short jokes
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Screw you, ableists!
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.