Short jokes
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
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Say "urine egger" five times fast.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
I slit my wrists.