What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
Short Jokes
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."