Short jokes
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Ligma.
Balls.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
He he he.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.