Short jokes
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Non-binary is a joke.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.