Short jokes
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What is your summer name? Hot.
The butt quack one.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ainβt a chef!
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
Gegebehhhhh!
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
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