Short jokes
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Female Rights?
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...