Short jokes
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Suck my ass, guys!
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?