Short jokes
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
What is a dog?
A pet.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Pee.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
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New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.