Short jokes

Short jokes

Calendar

A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."

Watermelon

We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.

Stranger

Stranger: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Stranger: Sugma.

Person: Sugma who?

Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!

Dildo

Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!

Orphan

What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares?

Stairway

What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?

Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.

Girlfriend

Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?