Short jokes
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
I'm the autism.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.