I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Short Jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
God bless the shooting that happened.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
ASH