Short jokes
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
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What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷