Short jokes

Short jokes

Sex

What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?

There's ate of them.

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  • Gender

    If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.

    Money

    What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?

    A millionheir.

    Skeleton

    How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?

    "Because he felt it in his bones?"

    No,

    He read the weather app, you idiot.

    School

    My friend had no school because of heavy snow.

    Guess you could say it was a snow school day!

    Channel

    This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA

    Insult

    You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!

    Priest

    What do McDonalds and priests both do?

    They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.

    Difference

    What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?

    Nothing.

    Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.