Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Short Jokes
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Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
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How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Mosely in a white van.
Little Johnny died.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
You look as fat as a pig.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
Psyonix's OCE servers.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.