Short jokes
What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
There's ate of them.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
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Tyler
Freya Walker is a feminist.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
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You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Slob on my knob.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
9/11.