Short jokes
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There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
HKY FM? Hmm.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
The joke about is stupid.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Two towers.
A burrito walked off a building.
History is mostly just a list of things men did while women were busy making sure they didn't die of scurvy.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.
The teacher asks me what my favourite word is.
I said it but got told off and sent to the principal.
What is my favourite word?
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.