Short jokes
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.