Short jokes
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
Down syndrome and brownies.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.