Short jokes
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.