"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Short Jokes
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
Suicide is population control, republished.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"