Short jokes
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!