Short jokes
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
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What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Technoblade
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
I watch gay porn.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Your nan is gay.
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.