Short jokes
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.