Short jokes

Short jokes

Shit

Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.

Fish

What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?

Object

Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.

Menstrual Cycle

Bike

What kind of bike do women ride?

A menstrual cycle.

Emo

I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.

I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."

Children

"What do you want to eat?"

"You choose."

"Children."

"What?"

*Picks up pot*

"You said anything!"

Butt

How do butts start a conversation?

"Let's cut to the chase!"