Short jokes

Short jokes

Wish

Make a wish.

Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.

Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!

Nose

"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"

"A broken nose."

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  • Newspaper

    What's a cow's favorite newspaper?

    The Daily M0Os.

    Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!

    Clown

    Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?

    No..... Really?

    Hahaha

    Grasshole.

    Cow

    Why did the cow smell?

    'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.

    Cat

    How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

    You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"

    Goat

    What do you call a fantastic goat?

    Goatastic! So funny please like.

    Brandon

    Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.

    Woman

    What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!