Short jokes

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.

What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?

I.C.E. water.

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.

What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?

Seize your moment.

Why can’t the USA play chess?

Because they lost their two towers.

Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.

Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.

If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.

They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!

Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.

Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.

Why did the orange lose the race?

Because it ran out of juice!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.

When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.

What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?

Presentation.

I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.