Short jokes
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
Your mum gay, lol.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.