Short jokes
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
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Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Everything.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
A burrito walked off a building.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Two towers.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."