Short jokes
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
Eli Tremain.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Heil Kyle!
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Hello.
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
Stan JoJo Siwa.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
RAID HIM https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZEAEVyTsAdnjawrdCkDu-A/videos
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
My Butterfingers slipped.