Short jokes

"What do you want to eat?"

"You choose."

"Children."

"What?"

*Picks up pot*

"You said anything!"

How do asses communicate?

Through booty calls!

What do you call a smart booty?

A wise-crack!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CULUS.

Say "urine egger" five times fast.

What makes you guys high?

I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."

Americans: Miles per hour.

Europeans: Bullets per kid...

What do you call a pole dancer?

A stripper.

Why did the fish go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling “eel.”

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Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?

I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.

Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?

He didn't have the heart to put into it.

Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?

Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: It just felt like it.

Getting a book on pasta?

Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!

What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?

A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Deja Vu.

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.