Short jokes

Short Jokes

Skeleton

How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?

"Because he felt it in his bones?"

No,

He read the weather app, you idiot.

Priest

What do McDonalds and priests both do?

They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.

Gender

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.

School

My friend had no school because of heavy snow.

Guess you could say it was a snow school day!

Channel

This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA

Cancer

What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?

They will never grow up.

Nursery Rhyme

Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.

Cow

Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.

Name

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."

Hurry

Why was the German in a hurry?

Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.

Pedophile

All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.