How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
9/11.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!