Short jokes
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
Approached (DYM 100).
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What happened to watersharky?
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Do nut get in my way.
Checkout (DYM 104).
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’