Short jokes
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Heil Kyle!
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
My life. BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHA
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.