Short jokes
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Alles tut weh.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
Roddy Rick Dalby
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.