Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Short Jokes
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
I'm not saying Danielle Smith shouldn't party with oil barons.
I'm just saying that she should carefully watch her drink if she does.
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
