Short jokes
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
GTA 6
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Watchdogs.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"