Short jokes
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
300? You are a 3.0.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
How do you stun a Scotsman?
Ask them to say "purple burglar alarm".
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Yo cuando no hago la tarea.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.