Short jokes
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
How do you make an idiot say how?
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
I think DJT has FTD.
I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.