Short jokes
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Ert.
S, ss, slalom. A.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
What is ioooooooo?
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!