Short jokes
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.