Short jokes
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.