Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Short Jokes
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
