Short jokes
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I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
The more they smile, the less they see.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
So 666-3629, so get it?
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What do you read on Halloween?
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
I weeee is?