Short jokes
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
These jokes crash and burn.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.