Short jokes
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Walmart (DYM 73).
Alya, do you have Discord?
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
picking (DYM 74)
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Madeline Mcannot find her.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.