Short jokes
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Just do it.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.