Short jokes
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Don't listen.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
150,000$
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.