What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
Short Jokes
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
I wish my dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
Batman vs Superman?