Short jokes
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
¿Hola, quién es?
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
mnvsdvmsdnva.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
Your AMAMA.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.