Short jokes
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Daryll
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Why drink water and not bleach?
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Coooper
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.