Short jokes
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.