Short jokes

"Chairing is caring, folks!"

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

Why is death taken so lightly?

Because you can take it so quickly.

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

I found your parent!

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!

Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.

The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.

What is Batman like?

He is an orphan.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

Why did the 767 fly into the towers?

Because a310 dared it to.

I'll really mist ya.

I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.

I make elevating music; you make elevator music.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.

What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?