Short jokes
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
No way, Jose!
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
Wish jokers.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
I give homework.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Life.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.