Short jokes
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
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What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
Your AMAMA.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!