Short jokes

Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!

Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((

Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.

Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉

Need for seed.

Why do kids like bananas?

'Cause they like doing the nana.

"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."

Hey D.K., how are you? :)

Love you!

straight (DYM 26)

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.

I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?

"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"

Look, it's the dead center of town!

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

They're blooming a gay chicken.

Gwen, can we please chat? 😊

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.