Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Short Jokes
I got sad today.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.
Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.
Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
🎵 BEAVER BEAVER 🎵
LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA
I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.
(Male fantasy)
Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
