Short jokes
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What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
You are in the airway, how funny!
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
HKY FM? Hmm.
The joke about is stupid.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why does America have more guns than people?
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.