Short jokes
Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
🎵 BEAVER BEAVER 🎵
LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA
I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.