Short jokes
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
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Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.