Short jokes
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Six one.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'