Short jokes
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
WTF?
Ayo fake guy.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Haha, balls hahaha!
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.