Short jokes
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
King.
Mike, ID is coming tonight.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
Hodor.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
I had power.
My live.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
No way, Jose!
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
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Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
I don't have time to write this joke.