She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
Short Jokes
A black cat will be racist next.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
