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When I was born the doctors said , “it’s a boy!” Then when they went to cut the embilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said , “OH, It’s a girl.”

How did Stephen Hawking die? They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord

The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far from the wall the cord unpluged

So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, “Oii, your kind ain’t welcomed here so take your drink, mates and f... off.” He goes back to his mates and says, “We’d better get outta here.” “Nonsense.” replies the mid guy, he’s your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He’s your typical rope. He burst out, “F... this!”. He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, “Say aren’t you a string?” “No, I’m a frayed knot.”

Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord

The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far away from the wall the cord unpluged

how Steven hawking’s died he drove to far a way from the wall and the cord got unplugged

Stephen Hawkings died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord

He drove to far away from the wall and the cord unplugged