Short jokes
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
With a poke-poke here,
And a poke-poke there,
Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!
This is not a joke.
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Your d*** size...
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
No no no no no no!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
BAD!!!!!!
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!