Short jokes

What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.

Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!

Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.

Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?

What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.

P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?

P2: I don't know.

P1: Wow, you sick fuck!

Yo wsp?

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.