Short jokes
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Yurrrrrrr?
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.