Short jokes
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
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Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
You are in the airway, how funny!
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
HKY FM? Hmm.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
The joke about is stupid.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!