What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Short Jokes
Why Jake?
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King.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
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Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
Hi, I hope you’re
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
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Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
I had power.
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
