Short jokes
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Your mum eats cabbage.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
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