Short jokes
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
mnvsdvmsdnva.
Your AMAMA.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
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There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
HKY FM? Hmm.
The sun is already bright, stupid!