Short jokes

Short jokes

Ass

Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Natyourcheese.

Natyourcheese who?

Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!

Dino

There was a dino at the library today.

It was reading a thesaurus.

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?

No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.

Church

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?

Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

Clap

If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?

Napkin

My friend tried to sleep on napkins.

I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.

Sink

I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!