Short jokes
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
Emo people totally suck!
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!