Short jokes
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Mo sal. F.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
A burrito walked off a building.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
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Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
What is you you?
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.