Short jokes
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”