Short jokes
Stand? Wait. No.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
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Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Yeoooo.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.