Short jokes
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
can someone please tell what happened?
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.