Short jokes
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Wish jokers.
I give homework.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Get noob.
Are you peeling well?
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
We gotta work ahead, people!
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.