"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
Short Jokes
Wish jokers.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
I give homework.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Life.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
People generalize others too much.
