Short jokes
No, I don't want to.
Hello.
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Eli Tremain.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.