Short jokes
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What is your body like? Soft.
You are.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Hot water look a**.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
Wish jokers.
Are you peeling well?
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
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