Short jokes
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Riley Styler :)
Mo sal. F.
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Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
¿Hola, quién es?
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
What is you you?
Spaghetti-ashannaise
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?