Short jokes
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
We gotta work ahead, people!
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Are you fin-ished with your work?
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
No way, Jose!
I don't have time to write this joke.
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
ASDA.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
El, can you grab me that bow?
I give homework.