Short jokes
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Life.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Stupid.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Red hot 🥵
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
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