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Short Jokes
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Louie Fennell.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
"Tayam, I am."
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
You. You're the joke.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
