Short jokes
With a poke-poke here,
And a poke-poke there,
Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!
This is not a joke.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
BAD!!!!!!
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Yeoooo.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
My Butterfingers slipped.
No no no no no no!