Short jokes
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
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Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
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How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
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What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
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It's ice to see you.