Short jokes
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
Eh.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.