Short jokes
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Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Your bitch has Covid-19.
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.