Short jokes
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
Make like your hairline and scram!
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.