Short jokes
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."