Short jokes
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What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.