Short jokes
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
The more they smile, the less they see.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What do you read on Halloween?
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.