Short jokes
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
HKY FM? Hmm.
Everything.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Two towers.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!