Short jokes
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Show yourself.
Orphan, sorry.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Gvvvvvvvuhhgh.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
Anyone remember the following?
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.