Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Short Jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
mnvsdvmsdnva.
Your AMAMA.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
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There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
HKY FM? Hmm.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Everything.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
