Short jokes
Hi sisisissisisisisisis.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
Where's your off button?
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.