Short jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Guys, add me in Discord.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
When you still there?
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
I didn’t do that.
straight (DYM 26)
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Look, it's the dead center of town!
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Gwen, can we please chat? 😊
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)