Short jokes
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
S, ss, slalom. A.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
What is ioooooooo?
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
I weeee is?
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.