Short jokes
We need skinwalker jokes.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"