I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
Short Jokes
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
I air.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
The joke about is stupid.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Mo sal. F.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
A burrito walked off a building.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
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