Short jokes
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
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Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Yo wsp?
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.