Short jokes
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Joke Tide.
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.