What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
Short Jokes
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
