Short jokes
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Skibidi bop mmm dada BOOOOOM!
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
I’m back, bitches!
Why is this a category?
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Sure?
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
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