Short jokes
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Roddy Rick Dalby
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.