Short jokes
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
2 times 4 equals 18?
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
Ily.