If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Short Jokes
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
"Room, you on."
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
DONE🔫
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
