Short jokes
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.