A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
Short Jokes
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What do you read on Halloween?
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
The more they smile, the less they see.
