Short jokes
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?