Short jokes
No, I don't want to.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
With a poke-poke here,
And a poke-poke there,
Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!
This is not a joke.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.