Short jokes
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Kindly yeet someone!
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!