Short jokes
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I'll give you time, figure it out.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
DJ Croos joke.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
Anyone remember the following?
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
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