This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
Short Jokes
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Start a RATIO chain.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
787 bowing.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Fraser smells.
EHO?
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
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