Short jokes
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
I meant because.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Fard.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Bumpkin boy.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.