Short jokes
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Watchdogs.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
My mom picked my major.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.