Short jokes

Short jokes

Ice

I had something about tripping over ice.

Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.

Chat

OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.

Naruto

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.

Name

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Orphan

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

Orphan

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

Fave

What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?

None fave. Foch heads.

Nut

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

Lucy

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."