Short jokes
A rhombus.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Dolly (DYM 79).
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
Parton (DYM 80).
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Blake drinks Coke.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Yo momma so fat!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Skibidi bop mmm dada BOOOOOM!
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up