Short jokes

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?

Fish and chaps.

Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.

Why did the booger cross the nose?

Answer: To get to the other hole.

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

The Philthydelphia Eagles.

That's it. That's the joke.

The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.

The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.

That’s like 20 years from now, I said.

He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.

What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?

Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!

Plagiarism!

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".

A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"

I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.