Short jokes
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.