Short jokes
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Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
We need skinwalker jokes.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!