Short jokes
#shorts
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Roddy Rick Dalby
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
A rhombus.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
Skibidi bop mmm dada BOOOOOM!
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.