Short jokes
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
dik.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)