Harrison
Short Jokes
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
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What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
Do nut get in my way.
Checkout (DYM 104).
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Two (DYM 112)
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Milk (DYM 115).
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
