Short jokes
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
Yo mama joke.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...