Short jokes
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Yeoooo.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
BAD!!!!!!
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
Eli Tremain.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
"Tayam, I am."
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(