Short jokes

Short Jokes

Chat

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

Villain

What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?

It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*

Chat

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

Crop top

This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.

Oh, and like!

Dick

I wanna date you.

Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.

Orphan

Why do orphans have no home?

Because they didn't have a family to give them one.