Short jokes
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
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Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood