Short jokes
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
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My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.