Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?

Wheelchair

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

Eye

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

Orphan

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

Hurricane

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

Pikachu

"Police control! Have you been drinking?"

"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"

"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"

Sadness

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

Orphan

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

Life

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.