Short jokes
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
How do you make an idiot say how?
I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.