Short jokes
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
I love Bubba girls and yea.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.