What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Short Jokes
First (DYM 68).
It's me, the Joje.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Walmart (DYM 73).
Alya, do you have Discord?
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
picking (DYM 74)
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
It's cavers.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
