Short jokes
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
These jokes crash and burn.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!