Short jokes
Prince???
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
Hi Jake!
Hi Manuel.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Let's talk.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!