Short jokes
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!