Short jokes
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.