Short jokes
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Daddy, harder!
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?