Short jokes
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Bruh.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
There is no joke.
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
omg hot.
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.