Short jokes
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."