Short jokes
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Fatherless jokes.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
You're adopted.
I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.