Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Short Jokes
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
ISI?
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
