Short jokes
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.