Short jokes
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!