Short jokes
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Big butt