Short jokes
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?