Short jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
You add words = bullshit.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...