Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Short Jokes
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...
