Short jokes
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!