Short jokes
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!