Short jokes
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.