Short jokes
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
There are "nun" good jokes.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
AOT > ur fav anime.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?