Short jokes
Hairline got repossessed.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.