Short jokes
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Don't free Britney!
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Orphans got me like: 😂
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.