Short jokes
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What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I like chips.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."