Short jokes
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.