Short jokes

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

Brazil is a joke.

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.

Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!

What’s black, white, and red all over?

An embarrassed biracial guy.

If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?

Dark humor is like water. It exists.

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

All y'all weird af.

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

Do you know why orphans don't have parents?

Because no one raised you.

When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.

Why do you play Call of Duty?

I actually don't know.