Short jokes
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!