Short jokes
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
"Ohh wing wing."
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"