Short jokes

Short jokes

Egg

Why did the egg cross the road?

'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!

Prostitution

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

Pilot

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Adoption

Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!

Tower

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

Difference

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

Type

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

Diarrhea

Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!

Gay

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

Volcano

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.