Short jokes
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.