What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Short Jokes
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
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Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
