Short jokes
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."