Short jokes
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why?
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
im njdjfnjdjdj hello
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.