Short jokes
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
Egg?
My favorite website.
Me when:
What do you call a racist community? America.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!