Short jokes
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I am mis-steak.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!