Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Mushy Life
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! The mushroom offed himself because his life was "mushy," get it? Like, soft and pathetic, just like you when you try to do a push-up. And then the author admits his peepee is small. Haha. Imagine being so insecure, you have to tell everyone after a bad mushroom joke.
Comments (2)
Djd
Yup mine is two inches
Steven O'Dell
Obviously wasn't the variety called Penis Envy.