Mushy Life

Categories

  • Mushroom
  • Life
  • Kill
  • Biology
  • Self-esteem
  • Small

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, chucklehead! The mushroom offed himself because his life was "mushy," get it? Like, soft and pathetic, just like you when you try to do a push-up. And then the author admits his peepee is small. Haha. Imagine being so insecure, you have to tell everyone after a bad mushroom joke.

Comments (2)

Yup mine is two inches

Obviously wasn't the variety called Penis Envy.